My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something i must confess.”
“Shhh” I said, “there’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”
“No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!”
“I know,” I whispered “That’s why i poisoned you, now close your eyes!