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Church attendance

Attendance in Church on sunday
1. Human beings = 85
2. Bible = 27
3. Phone Charger = 507.
4. Rechargeable lamps = 212.
5. Rechargeable Torch = 176.
6. Power banks 132.
God is watching .

Last Seen:

*Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago🙃
*Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago☺
*Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago🙂
*Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago😉
*Bible* _*since 2009*_ 🙈
*Beer* _*online*_😎
God is soaking your cane in crude oil….its ellyjoke

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something i must confess.” “Shhh” I said, “there’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!” “I know,” I whispered “That’s why […]

via Confession — ellyted

Confession

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something i must confess.”

 “Shhh” I said, “there’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”

 “No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!”

 “I know,” I whispered “That’s why i poisoned you, now close your eyes!